Monthly Archives: April 2005

By the way…

…North Korea can now arm its missiles with nuclear warheads and it only takes one, provided they are smart enough to know our center of gravity.

Posted in North Korea | 2 Comments

Happy Slapping

I already know that the British sense of humour is a bit eccentric, but this is absurd…. Quote ‘Happy Slapping’ Craze Worries British Officials – News – MSNBC.com I think I was "happy-slapped" in the bullocks by a Canadian at Honky … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment | Leave a comment

Draft Dodging

The Seahawks 2005 draft is complete, and it really wasn’t what I was hoping for.  I haven’t read into the detailed rationale for the picks, but I suppose that everyone is hoping that the current receivers will get better with … Continue reading

Posted in Seahawks | Leave a comment

Freaks Come Out at Night

So there I was, minding my own business, eating some cheese ramyon (sans chicken) in Itaewon, and three older Korean gentlemen sat down and asked me where I was from.  I gave them my spiel, after which one of them … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment | 2 Comments

Through a Glass, Darkly

Through the travail of the ages,Midst the pomp and toil of war,Have I fought and strove and perishedCountless times upon this star. In the forms of many peoples,In all the panopolies of time,Have I seen the luring visionOf the Victory … Continue reading

Posted in Military Art & Science | Leave a comment

While on the topic of juicy girls…

…GI Korea Blog has an interesting new theory on the recent Osan "off-limits" list scandal.  All drama and comedy aside, the bottom line remains that the off-limits list system has been publicly discredited and should be done away with before … Continue reading

Posted in Juicy Girls | Leave a comment

So what is a “Juicy Girl,” anyways?

There are two groups that may be used to categorize juicy girls in Korea: Koreans, and Third-Country Nationals (TCNs).  An earlier post of mine has several links you can use to research the TCNs, so I will concentrate on describing … Continue reading

Posted in Juicy Girls | 11 Comments

Different Strokes

Why is it that the Morning Calm (weekly USFK newspaper) has BMW automobile sales crap on the back page, but the Katusa (bi-weekly Korean Augmentation To United States Army newspaper) has hotties on the back page? Somebody needs to get … Continue reading

Posted in Juicy Girls | Leave a comment

Damn Mail Thieves

Today is 19 April, and I have yet to recieve my National Geographic for this month.  This is really going to piss me off, given that I have lost several copies over the past couple years to our wonderful military … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Out With the Old

At the behest of my daughter, I took the liberty of ordering a new digital camera today, an Olympus C-60.  Sunny has been nagging me about poor picture quality from my obsolescent Motorola MS100 camera phone for the past several weeks.  … Continue reading

Posted in Sunny | Leave a comment