Monthly Archives: May 2005

Soyalent Green

Posted on May 30, 2005 by x85130c4

Candy made of seaweed, beans, carrots and sesame seeds?  I’d have to be starving before I’d eat that. Quote North Korea to kids: Candy is good for you – Peculiar Postings – MSNBC.com

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Ready for summer?

Posted on May 27, 2005 by x85130c4

Ahhh, smells like Team Spirit.  In case you haven’t been here before during the summertime, that’s when the Koreans get all hot and sweaty and take out their frustration in public protests. The God-damned student protesters and USFK unions both … Continue reading →

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Chinese Fire Drill

Posted on May 26, 2005 by x85130c4

– The Army’s Air Defense Artillery School, housed for decades at Fort Bliss, would move to Fort Sill, Okla. – Major elements of the 1st Armored Division now based in Germany would move to Fort Bliss. Various echelons now based … Continue reading →

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What a Prick

Posted on May 25, 2005 by x85130c4

Nothing like going out to your car and seeing some USFK asshole parked so close that you can’t even open your freaking door.  Wait…there’s a bonus…the guy is a 300-lb. command-sponsored lard-ass who passes you on the right and nearly hits … Continue reading →

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This goes far beyond Star Wars…

Posted on May 24, 2005 by x85130c4

…and I thought I had a vivid imagination…. SHIELDING AGAINST INCOMING ENEMY MISSILES USING ULTRA HIGH ENERGY ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSING REVERSE ENGINEERED FROM A NEUTRON STAR, India Daily Technology Team, May 22, 2005. Defense scientists and engineers are looking to the … Continue reading →

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Communism in Mongolia

Posted on May 23, 2005 by x85130c4

Mongolia just elected a Communist president.  I’m sure that will strengthen Mongolia-North Korea relations, which include counterfeiting and human trafficking.

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Peekaboo

Posted on May 19, 2005 by x85130c4

I came home from work to find my wife frantically searching for Sunny, who has recently learned how to roll over onto her stomach, and Lord only knows what she’ll try next.  My wife had taken a shower and left … Continue reading →

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Epiphany

Posted on May 18, 2005 by x85130c4

I just realized that I am taking the written GRE on 11 June.  

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Salt on an Open Wound

Posted on May 17, 2005 by x85130c4

While driving home through Itaewon after work, I noticed a couple of giggly ‘hood rats get out of an AAFES Taxi near the Nigerian center of mass.  Now I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I could tell … Continue reading →

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Damn Racketeers

Posted on May 17, 2005 by x85130c4

I bought a $90 512MB card for my new Olympus C-60 digital camera today at the PX.  When I got back to the office, I found it on Outpost.com for $30 cheaper, including postage.  Usually when I buy something electronic … Continue reading →

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