Monthly Archives: November 2005

Patience is a virtue….

As Osama said to his buddies as they sat around eating dinner and watching the first plane hit the World Trade Center, "Be patient!"   I’m working on a new blog category: Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless.  It’s going … Continue reading

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Did we clinch yet?

This was a real nail-biter this morning, but I think the Colts had better start asking Santa Claus to give them a victory on Christmas Eve.  Quote Giants kick themselves, fall to Seattle in OT – NFL – MSNBC.com SEATTLE – The Seattle … Continue reading

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How Stuff Works: Absolution of Wrongdoing

Most civilized nations are characterized by a code of laws and professional enforcement of such regulations.  How is it, then, that Korea has such a problem with abiding by its own laws?  How can a police station stand on the … Continue reading

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Q-Vomit

Something has been eating me since Thanksgiving, and I need to get it off my chest.  It seems a string of unfortunate events has led what was once my favorite club, Q-Vo (formerly Hodge Podge), to become a shithole.  If … Continue reading

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Tempus Fuggetaboutit

I’m going to the Saint Barbara’s Day ball at Osan this evening.  I thought that my PCI’s were complete…I spit-shined my low quarters (genuine leather, that’s right, baby…no corframs here), painstakingly placed my medals and badges on my mess blue … Continue reading

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Think Outside the Box (No, Not That Box)

Seems the female Soldiers in Area I are up in arms about PX clothing selection: CAMP HOVEY, South Korea — Female soldiers here are shopping for clothes off-post because exchange products often do not conform to standards soldiers must maintain … Continue reading

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One in Twenty

I went ahead and applied for command sponsorship because my wife has been nagging me to do so for quite some time.  I told her that I’m neither a field grade nor a minority, so the chances of me getting … Continue reading

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British Bars Lift Curfew!

If this cuts down on drunken crime in the UK, then I think maintaining the current USFK curfew might be a tough sell….  Quote 24-hour pubs Nov. 20: Britain will begin allowing some pubs to serve alcohol around the clock. NBC’s Keith … Continue reading

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Better Than Beer

Sort of like a juicy bar, isn’t it? NEUNKIRCHEN, Germany — Saying you go to Hooters for the food is like saying you buy Playboy magazine for the articles. On Friday night, the lame excuse that is spun to wives … Continue reading

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Must be nice…

…to be command sponsored!  OSAN AIR BASE, South Korea — Officials held a groundbreaking ceremony here Tuesday for the third phase of a $46.8 million housing project….   Reynes told people at the ceremony that the groundbreaking was part of … Continue reading

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