What a bunch of crap.
Heaven, everyone agrees, is the good place you go after death, a reward for struggle and faithfulness on earth. In most of our popular conceptions, we have bodies in heaven: selves, consciousness, identity. We do things. People yearn for reunions in heaven with friends and relatives—and even with their pets.
The Christian Mystery of Physical Resurrection – Newsweek.com
Easter should be all about eggs, rabbits, and chocolates, just like Christmas is all about presents, Santa Claus, and Frosty the Snowman.
Dysthymia 